FUNNY POEM

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.


God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful,
the grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn’t it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

Lanjut......

To My Dot Matrik Printer

To my dot matrix printer:
First off I would like to apologize. I didn't mean to stop using you. I didn't want to stop using you. But you were so slow. I know that you kept a rhythm, but you were slow. I know that you were precise, but you were slow. I know that you tried, but you were slow. So I switched. And I'm sorry.


I really miss hearing you slide across the paper. The paper would come out one eighth of an inch at a time. And when it was all done, I could tear the sides off. I had to tear the sides off. Otherwise, it was unprofessional. I miss tearing the sides off.
I could make nice signs and banners with you. I mean, I designed them, but you gave them a little something too. Maybe it was the way you would use a perfect 120 dots per inch. Or maybe it was the way you were thrifty with the bits. I don't know what it was, but I never felt better than on my thirteenth birthday, when I stood beneath the sign my older brother made with you that read: Happy Bitch-Day Dumb-Face!

I apologize for sticking you down in our warehouse with my old bike. I'm sorry that the servant used you as a stirrup to hung my mother ex-casserole on the wall. She don't know what you've done. She don't know what you've made for our family. I'm sorry that I'm printing this letter in my new printer. But I don't even know where I can find that nice perforated paper anymore. The times have changed. I'm sorry.

Sincerely,
Irfan Nur Arifani

Lanjut......

Sebelum Dan Sesudah Menikah

Postingan ini saya dapat dari salah satu milis yang saya ikuti. Setelah saya baca-baca, eh ternyata ada uniknya juga. Walaupun semoga ga bener.
Cowok: Ya. Akhirnya. Sangat berat bagi saya menunggunya lagi.
Cewek: Apakah kamu ingin meninggalkan saya ?
Cowok: TIDAK ! Jangan kamu pernah memikirkannya.
Cewek: Apakah kamu mencintaiku ?
Cowok: Tentu !
Cewek: Apakah kamu pernah selingkuh ?
Cowok: TIDAK ! Mengapa kamu bertanya begitu ?
Cewek: Akankah engkau menciumku ?
Cowok: YA!
Cewek: Akankah engkau memukulku ?
Cowok: TIDAK MUNGKIN ! Saya bukan orang yang kayak gitu !
Cewek: Bisakah saya mempercayaimu ?

Nah ntar kalo kalian sudah menikah , kalian dapat membacanya dari bawah ke
atas !!!!

Lanjut......